I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.” This was said by the dog-cloning wackjob who turned out to be a Mormon abducting wackjob back in the ‘70s. She made her bid on Everest while on trial for abducting a 21-year-old door-to-door missionary in Replica Breitling A7338011 Aeromarine Chrono Men's Watch England, strapping him to a bed with furry handcuffs, and abusing him before he managed to escape, according to the Associated Press. Joyce McKinney, now Bernann McKinney, 57, made headlines again for paying South Korean scientists $53,000 to clone Booger, her beloved pit bull.
After her smiling, dog-canoodling face popped up all over the news, some folks started putting the pieces together. The former Miss Wyoming adamantly refuted that she was the same Joyce Bernann McKinney, as the pervy Mormon-napper of yesteryear, who happened to jump bail and return the U.S. unpunished by posing as a deaf-mute actor in Replica Breitling Windrider Chrono Cockpit Watch Ireland. I’m not sure I’ve loved anything so much that I’d do any of the following: clone them, ski naked, be naked on or near Mt. Everest, stick a carnation up my nose. Even our Eric Hansen, who’s done some funny things for love, probably would avoid the aforementioned activities. You?-Claire Napier Galofaro
Though shes criticized Republicans for their glittery-eyed obsession with offshore oil, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has said she will think about expanding domestic drilling. Pelosi says she and other Democrats “will consider opening portions of the Replica Breitling A7338011 Aeromarine Chrono Men's Watch Outer Continental Shelf for drilling, with appropriate safeguards, and without taxpayer subsidies to big oil,” reports the New York Times. Expanded coastal drilling would be part of a larger Democratic energy bill that might also include implementing renewable fuel quotas for utility companies. --Emily Matchar
